A Matter of Perspective

This is how our guesthouse in Lermoos (Austria) was advertised.
Mind the shadow in the right bottom corner of the photo.

This is what caused the shadow. Not really the place where one wants to spend their holiday.

I didn't expect an English word to exist for "Gartenzwerg" but actually I found garden gnome. Please note that this photo is taken of an Austrian garden, not a German.

One more impression: This is me, totally exhausted after the Tuesday mountain bike tour of 100K. Yes, Sabine, this is that kind of padded trousers.